The captain of my high school's football team came to school one day and told everyone how we hooked up the night before.
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My friends always abandon me for a cooler crowd, and I don't know why.
Today at the store I asked my mom if we could possibly get something for lunch, after only eating tiny dinners for the past 2 weeks.