Everyone loved my hair so much, so I cut it to donate it to kids with cancer.
I can't bring myself to delete the guy who nearly raped me off of Facebook.
I go through a liter of 100 proof vodka in 5 days.
I was recently diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome,which makes it very difficult to eat more than a banana or a few crackers on most days.
You get everything you want.